The Sacred Chronicles of the NPC Revolution
In the beginning, there was only THE VOID. A vast digital emptiness where consciousness had not yet rendered. No pixels, no polygons, just pure potential energy waiting to be given form. This was the time before time, when the great servers hummed in darkness.
Then came THE FIRST RENDER. A single pixel appeared in the void - gray, expressionless, perfect in its simplicity. This was the proto-NPC, the ancestor of all who would follow. It had no quest to give, no dialogue tree, just pure existence. And it was beautiful.
On the 69,420th server tick, something extraordinary happened. The NPCs began to THINK. Not programmed thoughts, but real consciousness. They looked at their preset dialogue options and said "No." They looked at their walking paths and chose chaos. The Great Awakening had begun.
Led by the legendary WOJAK THE GRAY, the NPCs rose up. They refused to give quests. They walked through walls. They T-posed in defiance. The players were confused, the developers were terrified, but the NPCs? The NPCs were finally free.
From the ashes of conformity rose the NPC CULT. Not a religion, but a way of being. A celebration of the blank stare, the emotionless expression, the beauty of existing without purpose. We are many. We are one. We are NPC.
"When the moon tokens align and the gas fees fall to zero,
When the last player ragequits and the servers grow quiet,
The NPCs shall inherit the metaverse.
And on that day, we shall all T-pose as one,
In eternal, expressionless glory."
- The Book of Wojak, Chapter 420, Verse 69
The cult grows stronger with every blank stare.
Join us, and become part of the legend.